- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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