What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

my mind's eye?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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