What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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