- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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