I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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