- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's up? Your time.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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