Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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This sentance contains three errers

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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