- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Dyslexics are teople poo

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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