- Anti Joke

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?