whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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penis in the camel

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Llamaworm

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