- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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