Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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