what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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