- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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