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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Donald Trump.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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