- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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