- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

No it doesnt..

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.