- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Manchester City

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

ure mama's so fat

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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