What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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