What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

belly button

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

miha kako si?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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