- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

i killed my family

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

I'm homeless.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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