Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

WNBA

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

oh hey.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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