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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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