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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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