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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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