- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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