What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Anti Joke

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