Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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