Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Carrot fingers

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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