- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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