- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

i had sex.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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