- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

i like turtles

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Womans baksetball...

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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