It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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