- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Women's rights

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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