- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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