- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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