- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

jews

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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