- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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