Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Robin, get in the car!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A guy walks into a bar

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Antijokes...

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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