Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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