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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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