What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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