How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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