why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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