- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

fish fishy caoimhin

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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