What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

WNBA

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Anti Joke

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