how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Chuck Norris.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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learn. advance!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Anti Joke

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