- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

white or wheat? wheat please.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

ur an fagit

Communism hehe xd

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

tommy is retared

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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