- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??