roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

can you touch your toes? no

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

guess what>? your mum lol

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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