What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Jovan

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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