what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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