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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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