What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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