There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Guest what? Dog

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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