What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Beka has AIDS

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

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