- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Obama

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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