What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

anti jokes are for fags

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Albino African Americans

what do you call a black chef glendon

VITAMIN C!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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