Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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