- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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