- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A dog was barking at a tree

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Camerons hair is Curly..

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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