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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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