united we sit, cause we're fat

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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