A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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