- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I dont have a girlfriend

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A guy walks into a bar

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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