- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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