Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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