- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

And you honored it I see :P

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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