- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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