This is a joke.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

haha

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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