- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's brown and sticky A stick

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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