- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats green? The color green.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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