What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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SHUT UP JP

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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