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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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