- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

This isn't funny.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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