Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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