How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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