why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

G:nock nock B:come in!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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