Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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