What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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