- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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