Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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