- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Neither did she.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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