Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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