Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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