- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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