Knock Knock Who's there

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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