- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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