Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Anti Joke

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