- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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