How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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