How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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