- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??