- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I <3 Hitler

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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