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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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