Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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