- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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