- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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