- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What are annoying? Ads.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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