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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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