- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Matthew Wyckoff

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Jeff

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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